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fishing gear, but make it weird · baton rouge, la

Death Metal Fishing

we put illegible black metal fonts on UPF 50+ fishing shirts and honestly? we don't know why no one did this sooner.

OK I'M INTRIGUED you already dress like this. now you can fish in it.

Stuff We're Unreasonably Proud Of

Real performance gear. Absurd aesthetic choices. No regrets.

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Thorn Runner UPF Shirt
UPF 50+

Thorn Runner UPF Shirt

$98

Your dermatologist would approve. Your parents will have questions.

Skullfin Heavyweight Hoodie
Heavyweight

Skullfin Heavyweight Hoodie

$128

Warm enough for a 5am boat launch. Looks cool enough for nowhere in particular.

Swamp Ghost Windbreaker
Windproof

Swamp Ghost Windbreaker

$188

We put a sunken shrimp boat on a windbreaker and honestly it goes kinda hard.

Death Hook Snapback
One Size

Death Hook Snapback

$42

It's a hat with a fish hook on it. But like, artistically.

Looks Better on You Than on This Website (Probably)

Photo Day: TBD ✦ We Got Sidetracked Fishing
Photos Soon ✦ Pretend Something Cool Is Here
Use Your Imagination ✦ We Believe in You

we're not a metal brand. we're not a fishing brand. we're a "what if your entire spotify wrapped went fishing" brand. and honestly it works?

— confused but confident since 2024 —